What the Assembly will Indulge

We, the Indulgers, are willing to read anything and everything that is offered to us and will be sure to give it the representation it deserves. There are conditions to what we will be able to read unfortunately.
 * 1) It needs to be in English.  We're Americans around here and that's the only language we understand.  Not everyone is capable of reading multiple languages and as such we don't want to leave some fellow members out of the loop to what's being read or leave the responsibility to just one person.  If you believe the story fits the bill for what qualifies as bad fanfiction, trollpasta, or whatever derision it's deserving, we will gladly tackle it if it is somehow translated into proper English.
 * 2) No to My Immortal.  Currently we have no plans to cover My Immortal since this story has been indulged so many times over the years that it might as well be heavier than Jon Brower Minnoch at this point.  Sorry, but this one is just too easy of a target and something that has been done too many times since this stories discovery.  We have to hold some standards for what we read, so unfortunately this will be one of them.
 * 3) No Professional Documentation.  We know everybody has probably come across some business material that is riddled with errors and such, but first of all these documents are not only boring to listen to, they risk exposing the inner goings ons of companies.  We're here to have fun with dumb documents, not to risk being taken to court and losing out jobs here.
 * 4) … Honestly that's it.  Even if we're going to get a story that many consider to be "2edgy4me" or something we're supposed to take seriously, we are going to do everything possible to give viewers a fun time.