How to Join the Assembly

Why Should YOU Become an Indulger?

Haven't you ever looked at something on the internet and thought, "I want to have my grating voice read this and laugh for hours on end for the entertainment of others."? If so, this is your chance.

Just to give you an idea of what you can expect from this group, try watching this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_l-fYbhec

If that sounds like fun to you, good news! This place will be for you!

If you just want to offer some assistance in keeping the group together, you can feel free to indulge us with our patreon page you can find below:

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=31327505&fan_landing=true

How do we know this isn't a Patreon Scam?

That's some trust that I'm hoping to earn over time at some point. Most of all, I have a Patreon for one reason: to try and keep as many people on as possible. Everybody has lives and their membership isn't 100% guaranteed, but offering some kind of incentive will hopefully keep the really entertaining people on board for as long as possible.

Currently I don't have much of a goal with what to do with this group, but if things do come up or any ideas are thrown around, I'll definitely consider it. Hopefully nothing desperate will happen, but otherwise Patreon will be used for its sole intended purpose at this point.

Becoming an Indulger

There are several key things necessary to becoming an Indulger and joining us in our mission to read in a group. You can contact me about your interest in becoming an Indulger just by contacting me (Emperor Siegfired) on my discord link: https://discord.gg/QxpxP7
 * Basic reading comprehension. If you can understand everything that is being written right now, you've passed the first and most important step.
 * Be sure to have a microphone and Discord. As much as I would like to provide a microphone to everybody, I just don't know a lot of people in real life and as such can't really do much about sending anything to anyone.  So ideally you'll need to have your own microphone and Discord account so that we can attend the event every week.
 * Be ready to stomach anything. If you don't know the context behind "he put his thingie in my you-know-what", you're too young/innocent to participate in these readings. Many stories we're going to read will all involve content that some readers are probably not meant to read just yet and as such will need to be ready to handle them by breaking down in laughter at the worst of times.
 * Try to prepare to be regular. Everyone has lives (most of us I'm sure) and we can't always be there whenever the schedule is prepared.  This project is also intended to be fun and not a job.  Despite that, there will possibly be other candidates in the future who might be able to fill the vacancies that some members won't be able to regularly keep up with.  It's for that reason that we'll have a system in place to make sure that the lineup can be kept up with.
 * Try not to be an Asshole. Given the content we are reading, there is going to be a lot of material to poke fun and at times we'll poke fun at each other.  Just be sure to do it out of intending to get laughs and not to harass, bully, or threaten a fellow member.  If those sorts of things are your kind of humor, sorry to say that you don't exactly qualify.
 * Send a message about your interest. Just be sure to check if we are currently accepting members and then send a message to me as indication of interest.  If you feel you can meet all of the following requirements, definitely give it a shot and then we can see if things go swimming from there.
 * There will be six at most. I hope this is something that a lot of people are willing to get on board for, but you know what they say.  Too many cooks can spoil the kitchen.  Hence why a maximum of six people for every reading should be sufficient enough to get a great deal of input and humor while not stopping at every sentence.  Every Indulger will receive an equal split payment that I'll be sure to send to them for as long as they remain on board as well.  So act fast!